When People Are Mean

Oh, Lord, y’all. I’ve already shared this part of myself with you. I have a few pet peeves, but the number one tear-my-hair-out, blindly screaming, call your mother and tell her what you did peeve is meanness. When someone is mean to me or someone I love I go from super chill Becca to white trash redneck angry girl whose name is not pronounceable through her gritted teeth. Having a child has taken these psychotic episodes to another level-and because usually the perpetrator is aged in the single digits, I have to control myself during these times more than ever. Have you ever wanted to grab a 6-year-old by the ear and drag him away while his mother watched? No. Uh. Right. Me neither. Continue reading →

My Toddler Doesn’t Talk And It’s All My Fault

My day today-and most days this week:

Mommy: Do you want up? Say, “Up!” and I’ll pick you up. Say, “Up!”

Jack: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU ARE THE WORST PARENT EVER!

Mommy: Say, “Up!” As soon as you say it, I’ll pick you up.

Jack: WAAAAAAAAAAA WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME?!

REPEAT.  Five hundred times. Continue reading →